What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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