I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
