i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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