What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
