Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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