oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I cut my penus on the lid.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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