Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm too high and old for this...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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