He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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