How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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