Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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