okay pat passed out under dana's car
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She even gives head with a lisp.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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