Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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