Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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