Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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