**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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