She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Hippo gnu deer
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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