I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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