alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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