bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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