The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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