I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
