If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
