I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
