who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
accomplished twins. life is a go
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
