i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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