I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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