We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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