I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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