The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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