I don't think brook has ever known best
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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