I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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