as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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