Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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