Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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