that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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