Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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