On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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