You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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