the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
