Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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