just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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