I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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