Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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