Ambien. No doubt about it.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Do plants get herpes?
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