I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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