I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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