Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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