With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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