So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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