Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
love makes seman taste better
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
