her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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